school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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