So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
