IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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