I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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