So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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