everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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