i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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