Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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