Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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