Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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