Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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