Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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