I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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