Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
