wakey wakey hands off snakey
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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