DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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