I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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