singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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