Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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