Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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