I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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