it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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