tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
only you would photoshop your dick
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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