Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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