he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
What drink are we having for lunch?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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