So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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