I CAN MOONWALK!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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