YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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