fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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