if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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