Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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