I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Alive.
So much puke
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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