he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
There's always time for handjobs
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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