Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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