Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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