We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
The adults are the big ones right?
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