I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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