would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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