did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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