Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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