I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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