U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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