im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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