scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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