we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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