i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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