Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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