HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Randomize
