I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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