I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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